BigMikeThePoet

Age/Gender: 30, Male
Location: New Jersey
Job: Early Monring Slave

Name Is Mike, I'm a poet and I am big. Nuff Said.

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7/22/07

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Exp. Points: 80 / 100
Exp. Rank #: 261,418
Voting Pow.: 3.25 votes

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Flash Reviews: 17
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Score: 10
Fairly OP Theme Backwards

"Ha!"

date: September 14, 2007

The Beaner it was!!!

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Score: 6
Earthbound:The Series 1

"Ahhhhhhh"

date: September 1, 2007

I miss that game so much!

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Score: 10
Star Wars: The Rebels

"Good Movie...."

date: August 15, 2007

But the end make me sad now! :(

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Score: 10
STAR WARS Gangsta Rap 2

"Lyrics!!"

date: August 12, 2007

Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the Stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
We constructed the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell the motherfuckers 'bout the sheer Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!

Vader:
I need my TIE Fighter, zig-zag, stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
But you're the one hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one brings it worse to this fucking universe.

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!

*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*

Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

Hope you like it, It took me forever to find it!!

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Score: 10
Stern + Jackson

"Not bad"

submission: Stern + Jackson
date: August 10, 2007

I liked it.

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Score: 10
MK vs. SF 3

"Man!"

submission: MK vs. SF 3
date: August 10, 2007

You set the fucking bar!!

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Score: 6
Breakfast Flash

"Hmmmm"

submission: Breakfast Flash
date: August 10, 2007

At first glance I had to admit I was leary. But I have to say the song was good. The artwork.....that's another story. But still over all good job.

I like waffals also...

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Score: 10
ICP - FTW

"NOW THAT....."

submission: ICP - FTW
date: August 8, 2007

Is what I'm talking about!!!

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Score: 7
Boogyman(ICP)

"Good Concept"

submission: Boogyman(ICP)
date: August 8, 2007

Keep working on the animation.

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Score: 10
Skeletor's Bakery 2

"BETTER THEN THE FIRST!!"

date: August 8, 2007

You guys kick ass!!

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